Thwompism

Thwompism is a political philosophy created by Theodore Wheatley. Thwompism unites parties better than bipartisanship, but is also the key to bipartisanship. Thwompism may be a thinly veiled allegory for socialism. Followers of the ideology are called either Thwompists or Thwomprades. True socialism will only be accomplished through Thwompism. The only parties that may be aligned with Thwompism are the Communist Party, Labor Worker's Party, Doggerland Left, the Libertarian Party and the Humanist Center. Thwompism is better than centrism. Anarcho-sexualism is just Thwompism. Thwompism and individual freedom go hand in hand. Thwompism is a prime example of leftist populism. Socialists are just Thwompists in denial.

Anarcho-Thwompism
Anarcho-Thwompism is better than democratic communism. It is also the key to solving western world problems.

Notable Thwompists

 * Theodore Wheatley, Father of Thwompism (DL)
 * God, Creator of Theodore Wheatley (DL)
 * Rune Tien-Liong, 1st President of Doggerland (DL)
 * Sylvia Colson, Thwompist Prime Minister (DCP)
 * Marius Hawyee, Co-Signer of the Thwomp Unity Act (ASU/DFS, IDP)
 * Apples Clarke, Deputy Thwomp of the Thwompist Caucus (HC)
 * Theodor Mann, Thwomp Labor Activist (LWP)
 * Preston Mapping, Conservative Thwompist (REF)
 * Alfred Cedil, Eco-Thwompist (V+P)
 * James Cronin, Marxist-Thwompist (DCP)