Colonel Moss

Colonel Moss is a federal politician and current Member of Parliament in Doggerland.

Early life (1984-2002)
Colonel Moss was born Colonel Moss to a Lower middle class family in Voskad. His mother and his father were English. His father was a city councilor his mother was a school princpal. his grandfather was Moss Boss, his uncle was Baveland and his cousin was Marius Hawyee. Growing up he loved reading the local newspaper and non-fiction books from the local library. Moss devolped an interest in politics after his grand father and uncle explained their jobs to him at age 9. During high school he became head of the debate club. In his senior he served as intern for his father who was now the city comptroller.

College Education (2002 - 2006)
Because of his Excellent grades Colonel Moss got a scholarship to the University of the City of Mistlân. While there, Moss became known for getting into debates with students and professors over how to help poor doggers. Moss believed that corrupt trade unions and heavy regulation and taxation was the root cause of poverty while his opponents believed that corporate greed and a small welfare state were to blame. During these debates he began see southerner Dutch people as elitists who had no idea what was happening up north. In 2004 Colonel Moss took a semester aboard in America. In 2006 Moss graduated with a major in political science and a minor in journalism.

Military service
After college Moss joined the military. After finishing his training he served as guard at Fort Åleselle there he learned the dogger language. he also devopled a hatred of Sworicks. He said to his fellow troops "they are lazy, degenerate, commies who add nothing to this country". Moss rose though the ranks became a Colonel by 2008. After 2008 Moss became a member of reserve which he would serve in until 2015.

Journalistic career (2008 - 2017)
After graduating Colonel Moss got a job as an intern at Doggerland International News. after rising through the ranks he was assigned to report on politics in Rahito. In 2011 he interviewed several interns at the mayors office that revealed that mayor had been given a mansion from a real estate company for helping the company get building permits. This report gave Colonel Moss a national reputation and led to a huge shake up in Rahito politics. For the next two years Conel traveled across Doggerland and interviewed people close to politicians for his tell all book on corruption Thieves in our midst. The book exposed the alleged corruption of 62 politicians in Doggerland and sold 450,000 copies world wide. after the books release Colonel Moss went on speaking tour of Doggerland talking about his experice writing the book and how all doggers can work to fix the political system. In July of 2015 DIN gave him an opinion column which he used to criticize corrupt politicians in doggerland. Over time his became more and more political and Moss began to be known as a centrist anti establishment figure.

Political Happenings (2017 - 2019)
His new found popularity led to Javaandpython offering him a spot prime time tv show called Political Happenings. Colonel Moss became known as the centrist voice during the political round table discussions and became a household name. In 2019 he retired after getting engaged to his wife.

Political Carrer (2021-Present)
In the lead up to the January 2021 Doggerland legislative elections Colonel Moss became active in the Civic Union then called The Reform Alliance. during the first day of the campaign season Colonel Moss wrote up an unofficial platform for the party while this platform would later be scarped many of its polices would be put in the official Platform. When the leader of the Civic Union Mayo Man proposed changing the party name to Christian Democratic party Colonel Moss opposed it on the grounds that the new name could turn non Christians away from the party. After some debate they comprised and changed the party name to Civic Union. The Civic union put Colonel Moss on the party list and after the election Colonel Moss won a seat. when the Forward! Alliance for Progressive Action introduced the Socialist Reform Bill before the constitution was created Colonel Moss demanded that the government be dismissed and TheOWOTriangle be appointed pm. This was criticized by left as a call for a coup. a few days later Colonel Moss made a joke saying that Doggerland should take a page out of Myanmar's book and coup the government. Despite Colonel Moss saying he was against coups of any form he was widely criticized for this move. during his time as an MP, Colonel Moss has introduced one bill that has been passed the internal revenue bill. After the creation of Senate Colonel Moss announced he was running for district 5. Colonel Moss was defeated in the first round of voting and endorsed his opponent saber. After the fall of the Triangle Government, Moss made a speech attacking the lwp and ulpp for bringing down the government.on the 20th of march Colonel Moss announced he would be running for senate in district 8 against his cousin Marius Hawyee and his brother Baveland. He called for the senate to be weakened.