Beady

Beady is the current leader of the Independent Democracy Party. He has been criticized for his erraticism as well as far-right and National Bolshevik (Nazbol) tendencies. Of course, Beady continues to claim that the IDP has no ideological groundings and is open and willing to form a coalition with anyone. He is known for his humorous (intentionally or otherwise) spoofs of iconic political advertising and for his theorised troll nature.

Trivia

 * Beady was born in a cow pen in the middle of Saudi Arabia as the illegitimate child of an unidentified Mujahideen soldier, and former United Kingdom Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
 * Beady has said that he considers himself a "Fan of the people of Cuba before all else"
 * Official Polls have found that 94% of the Dogger population has a simultaneously positive and negative opinion of Beady
 * Beady is a Confederate ghost who fought in WW2 for neither side, as he insisted that he had no ideological groundings and was open and willing to work with anyone.
 * Beady is technically a Syrian war criminal due to his assistance in Assad's gas attacks against civilians all while beheading multiple people in Islamic State Executions.
 * Beady was once arrested for five cases of first-degree murder at a Red Lobster, but was never convicted due to beuracacy reasons, as there was too much evidence for the courts to organize.
 * There is no concrete evidence that Beady is real.
 * Beady has married every single British Prime Minister as a Tax Dodge, but cannot be convicted due to Doggerland's decriminalization of necrophelia.
 * Beady is a self-declared super baker.
 * Beady assisted King Moose I in poisoning his father, King Caribou XI, to attain the dogger throne.
 * Beady has an IQ.
 * Beady aided Comrade Mao in his takeover in the Chinese communist revolution. This was while Beady remained close friends with Chiang Kai-Shek, and advisors to both Emperor Puyi and Emperor Hirohito. This web of conflicting alliances led to his execution by Mao in 1969 and his execution by Chiang in 1973. Both times Beady was resurrected by the second and third comings of Christ.