Holmgang

It's Holmgang, Then! is the current deputy leader of the United Left People's Party.



Early Life
He was born before the dawn of time and grew up in Doggerland. He has previously been king, prime minister, minister for education, archbishop, with his career being particularly prominent during the 17th century witch trials where he was a leader of the Witch Pride Movement. He was eventually hanged during a mass trial only to rise for the dead and get into left wing politics during the early 2010s.