Beady

Beady (June 27th, 1938 - ) also Beady IV is the former leader of the Independent Democracy Party. He is well-known for his recent erraticism as well as far-right and National Bolshevik (Nazbol) tendencies. Beady has been criticized by members of Parliament, some of which have called for his expulsion, who believe he is suffering from dementia or some type of mental illness brought on by old age.

Early Life (1938 - 1955)
Born in Midtte, Beady was raised by a single father, Beady the Third, while his mother disappeared shortly after his birth. Beady the Third was a former member of the NPD and raised his son with that same ideology: only speaking Doggish around him, forcing his son to only read and watch movies and poetry wrote and Dogger and becoming verbally abusive if his desires were treaded on. When he was at the age of 3, Beady the Third left his job and moved him and his son to the countryside to further isolate themselves from the corroding culture of Doggerland and to herd sheep. They would remain like this until Beady was 16 and left home to pursue a career in liberal arts. Beady arrived at Midtte with little money in his pockets and no understanding of the English language this in turn would stop his academic career and as a result, he spent most of his young adult years learning English and doing odd jobs to stay afloat.

Beady’s father was active in the budding trade union movement in Midtte, as well as having ties to the NPD. These political connections would go on to greatly influence Beady’s overarching political philosophy. From the age of 14, Beady joined the agriculture and fisheries trade union whilst harvesting fruit in the fields on the outskirts of Midtte. From this point forward Beady would himself become an active member within the trade union movement.

Upon his arrival in Port Nandles, Beady would soon become a member of the Workers Party. He would be active within the party, involving himself in local campaigning and union demonstrations until departing the party after 3 years due to perceived “bourgeoisie liberal tendencies” and “aggressive anti-dogger sentiment” within the party. This view was solidified when Beady got into a verbal confrontation with a fellow party member relating to the activity of the NPD. Beady, long having a sympathy for the group, defended the organisation’s assassination of minister of foreign affairs Peter Klaver. The debate soon devolved into name calling and physical violence

Following this confrontation Beady left the party to pursue his art career. He would continue to passively support the NPD and dogger nationalism as a whole. During this period of political inactivity, beady would solidify his beliefs into a more consistent philosophy which would go into form the basis of the IDP. Beady combined his affinity for a socialist economic system with a substantial welfare state, his adoration for the preservation of dogger culture, and a distinct brand of social conservatism. These elements would later come to comprise the core tenants of Beadyism and Beadyist thought. Beady’s art career was undoubtedly influenced by his early political beliefs, especially dogger nationalism. The majority of his works being cultural commentary on the diminished status of dogger culture and its impact on society and the individual. Beady would only return party politics following the creation of the IDP.

Beady's Literature Career (1965-1985)
When Beady was 27, he left Midtte for Port Nandels where he would write and publish a collection of prose poetry in both English and Doggish titled, The Cry of a Dying Culture, which was acclaimed by critics for its bleak, yet optimistic, approach to the slowly fizzling out language and culture of the native Dogger people. That same year, 1965, Beady would begin to meet bi-monthly would a group of novelists and poets such as, Filib VePhail, Marta Loudain and Peigi VeCathachaidh to discuss Dogger culture, history, philosophy, and politics. This small collection of Dogger artists began an art movement called, Kultuer, which celebrated Dogger culture, language and expressed the anger of rural Doggers in an artistic format.

In 1967, Beady would publish his second and third editions of poetry in 1966 titled, My Heartbreaking Understanding of Us and Eloquent Disasters of the Dutch which would both receive praise and criticism for their apparent Dutchphobia. In November of that year, Beady would propose to Marta Loudain who would decline. The two continued being friends with Beady proposing twice more in 1968 and 1971 only to be rejected.

With the rise of the NPD in the late 60s and 70s Beady and the Kultuer art movement became unfashionable with all members of the group being monitored by police, attacked by Dutch and English citizens, and being barred from publishing further novels and poems. Beady was a rumored NPD member or sympathizer. These rumors would result in law enforcement taking Beady in 1973 by the Dogger Safety Act and settling him in a work camp where he would remain until 1981. After his release in 1981, Beady left Port Nandels and moved to Cornhall where he spent 3 years writing, A Guide Through My Memories, a suicide note turned novel detailing the entirety of his life, especially the horrid living conditions that arrested Doggers were confined to. The novel remains known as one of the most terrifying and accurate books ever written of The Penance Era.

In 1985 Beady would be nominated, and win, the Nobel Prize in Literature for his beautiful poems and exceptionally well-written book.

Beady's Political Career


Beady's political career would begin in 1986 when he established the IDP as a local Cornhall party and successfully ran for Alderman. In 1987 he published, The Man Without a Voice, a manifesto detailing his personal vision for Doggerland and the future of the IDP. The manifesto hit Doggerland shelves and by 1988 over 10,000 copies were sold. This would amount to the build-up for him, alongside members of his growing party, to become an MP in 1992.

The party would win 10 seats and consistently grow in local and national politics throughout the 90s only to drop off in the early 2000s due to a changing, more left-wing political base. Beady, however, would remain in office using his silver tongue to his advantage. The party seemingly died in 2012 with the only IDP parliamentarian being Beady and many expected him to lose the next election, of course, he defied all logic and won the next election. Beady would remain in power until 2018 due to health concerns. He lasted 26 years in office, becoming the longest continuous term in Doggerland.

In 2021, Cornpone and other millennials reformed the IDP and took the mantle of leadership. Surprisingly Beady returned to politics and joined the party. Beady would watch in-fighting and nihilism overtake the millennial leadership causing their collapse and as the originator of the party, he retook control in only two days. Beady's younger party members would start to create and launch a unique propaganda campaign in support of Beady, when asked about his thoughts Beady said, "They call them memes... I don't know what a meme is but I think they're kind of based". Unsurprisingly, Beady would win an MP spot in the February election cycle.

In late January, Beady allowed several IDP members to run for leadership positions. In the ensuing election, Venator and Danni0li were elected unopposed as the Deputy Leader and Party Secretary of the IDP respectively. Shortly thereafter, when Javaandpython first joined the IDP, Beady considered him for the spot of Press Secretary, which fell through when he left the IDP.

Controversies
Beady is a man full of controversy he has been accused of ableism, racism, antisemitism, dutchphobia, homophobia, and transphobia. He's called people 'r*tards' and 'cringe' on the assembly floor which has broke some people's poor hearts.

Trivia

 * Beady was born in a cow pen in the middle of Saudi Arabia as the illegitimate child of an unidentified Mujahideen soldier, and former United Kingdom Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
 * Beady has said that he considers himself a "Fan of the people of Cuba before all else"
 * Official Polls have found that 94% of the Dogger population has a simultaneously positive and negative opinion of Beady
 * Beady is a Confederate ghost who fought in WW2 for neither side, as he insisted that he had no ideological groundings and was open and willing to work with anyone.
 * Beady is technically a Syrian war criminal due to his assistance in Assad's gas attacks against civilians all while beheading multiple people in Islamic State Executions.
 * Beady was once arrested for five cases of first-degree murder at a Red Lobster, but was never convicted due to beuracacy reasons, as there was too much evidence for the courts to organize.
 * There is no concrete evidence that Beady is real.
 * Beady has married every single British Prime Minister as a Tax Dodge, but cannot be convicted due to Doggerland's decriminalization of necrophelia.
 * Beady is a self-declared super baker.
 * Beady assisted King Moose I in poisoning his father, King Caribou XI, to attain the dogger throne.
 * Beady has an IQ.
 * Beady aided Comrade Mao in his takeover in the Chinese communist revolution. This was while Beady remained close friends with Chiang Kai-Shek, and advisors to both Emperor Puyi and Emperor Hirohito. This web of conflicting alliances led to his execution by Mao in 1969 and his execution by Chiang in 1973. Both times Beady was resurrected by the second and third comings of Christ.
 * Beady owns Mauritania’s largest slave plantation, numbering 7,700 slaves.
 * By marrying himself, Beady officiated the first same sex marriage in Doggerland.
 * Beady was the youngest person tried at the Nuremberg Trials.
 * Beady likes to heat his pain au chocolat for 12.5 seconds in the microwave.
 * Beady has over 250 patents, including the TV dinner and the at-home circumciser.
 * Beady is fluent in Thai and teaches Thai classes at many prestigious universities.
 * Beady is the only non-Muslim leader of the Iranian revolution.
 * Before entering politics, Beady lived in a remote log cabin without running water, heat, electricity or insulation 81 kilometres north-northwest of Avon, Colorado.
 * A 2002 study has shown that Beady voters have an IQ 36% higher than the average person.
 * Beady is a known associate of Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko.
 * Beady is a wanted man in at least 30 countries.
 * Beady fathered 437 illegitimate children, most notably with Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair. Of whom he described as a "poor lay" and "it was a low point in my life."
 * Beady has been invited to Putin's palace on multiple occasions. It is unknown if he has accepted them or not.
 * Beady has the world’s largest collection of pickled goat hearts.
 * Beady owns 729 square kilometers of lunar land.
 * Beady bought the original copy of the communist manifesto at a yard sale in Brighton, UK for 25$.
 * Beady was the first man to summit Mount Ross on the Kerguelen Islands.
 * Beady is a talented Shakespearean actor and has ties to the Booth family in the US.
 * Beady has the rank of Fenrik in the Norwegian army.
 * Beady was briefly on the FBI's most wanted terrorists between 1999 and 2003 before faking his death in a diving bell accident.
 * Beady owns 98% of the land in the Karakalpakstan region of Uzbekistan.
 * Beady reportedly stole Martin Van Buren’s testicles after robbing his grave in the 1970s.
 * Beady is a world-famous chef, having 275 Michelin stars under his name. He owns and operates Michelin star restaurants in every country besides Doggerland, Canada, and the Dominican Republic.
 * Beady once appeared on an episode of the American sitcom "I Love Lucy". How this happened is unknown, as Beady was reportedly in China at the time of the episode's filming.
 * Beady has close working relations with both Pope Benedict XVI and Pope Francis. He owns approximately 87.5% of the land in Vatican City, including St.Peter's Basilica and the Vatican railway. It is unknown how Beady came into possession of this land.
 * Beady was the warden of Guantanamo Bay throughout the 2000s. When he left he told the press, 'I just got bored.'
 * Beady reportedly runs 11 Russian gulags.
 * Beady has the right to print and distribute the Bible in Doggerland.
 * Beady has described George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four as ‘The best instructions for running the state any man has put to pen.’
 * Beady self describes his political ideology as a cross between Pol Pot and Ayatollah Khomeini.
 * Beady is allergic to Albanians.
 * Beady is a devout follower of the Falun Gong cult.
 * Beady designed the One World Trade Center.
 * Beady is 1/16th Inuit.
 * Beady is a Bangladeshi sweatshop worker.
 * Beady is immortal and all powerful.
 * Beady is a pee pee, not a poo poo.
 * Beady is a centrist.