Theodore Wheatley

Theodore "Teddy" Wheatley (born on March 20, 1985) is a Dogger philosopher, political theorist, and politician who has served as a member of the National Assembly of Doggerland since April of 2021. Wheatley became nationally known for creating the political philosophy known as Thwompism. His nickname "Thwomp" is commonly used as an adjective, a noun, and a verb.

Early Life
Wheatley was born and raised in Abester, Brun-South by his father, Eugene Whomp, and his mother, Gloria Wheatley. His birth name was "Theodore Whomp-Wheatley," which would earn him the nickname "Thwomp" by his classmates at Abelester Central High. His father would pass away shortly after he was born, and because he had little to no attachment to Eugene, he would later change his legal name to "Theodore Wheatley" upon graduating from high school. His mother, Gloria, would go on to be the first female public defender in Brun-South, serving at the Abester Municipal Court, while simultaneously raising Theodore and his younger brother, Thomas Wheatley.

Wheatley studied at Abester University from 2003 to 2001, graduating with a DDS (Doctor of Dental Surgery) degree, citing that he chose his major because he "enjoyed nothing more than seeing people smile." Wheatley, alongside his brother Thomas, would co-found Wheatley Dentistry in Abelester. Wheatley was known for frequenting comedy clubs in his free time, where he would perform politically satirical stand-up routines, with any of the proceeds from his performances going to charity.